Saturday, December 17, 2005

Google name game

Hey folks, try this. Go to Google, and in the sreach box type (in quotes) your name followed by "needs". For example, in my case I typed in "Mustafa needs". Here's a selection of what I got:
  1. Mustafa needs the ball to flow through him.
  2. Mustafa needs special medical attention.
  3. Mustafa needs to go on a stress workshop.
  4. Mustafa needs to learn English and mix with the other boys.
  5. Mustafa needs a wife. He's tired of camels, if you know what I mean.
  6. Mustafa needs help.
  7. Mustafa needs a new home.
  8. Mustafa needs to get a life.
  9. Mustafa needs to add muscle to his splindly 6'3"-6'4" frame.
  10. Mustafa needs to get a LOT better or he needs to sit down.

Over to you. What fun and interesting nuggets of advice can you find in cyberspace?

4 comments:

Evon said...

Yvonne needs money but can't (won't) go out to work;

Yvonne needs to clear her head before each new work.

Lovely Yvonne needs help

- said...

A few years back, when I wanted to make a website to celebrate my friends, I was going to have an 'entrance' page for each person, which would include their Googlism- see http://www.googlism.com/about.htm - it gives slightly different results from its daddy.

Iqbal Khaldun said...

Haha this is classic. Sorry to interrupt proceedings but my name's Mustafa too and this blog entry is the first hit on goggle for 'Mustafa needs'. Good work.

Jason Messinger said...

The Name Jason was especially rich.
Here is a address for the best of over 600 listings

Jason Google Name Game