Turkish delight

Sorry I haven't written for so long. I'll get back into the swing of things soon, but in the mean time here are some more pictures that might raise a smile. Enjoy.


That'll foil them















If you can't pick the lock...
















All respect for trying

















For the love of the beautiful game

Malaysian signs

Some weekend fun. My abstract's finally submitted after many a sleepless night and I can relax a little bit. Enjoy.

Moc

Only in India

Just for fun, a few photos I've been sent in forwarded emails.

No offence meant.

Comprende?

Look, I'll call you. Ok?

The Psychiatric Hotline:
If you are obsessive compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
If you are phobic, don't press anything.
If you are anally retentive, please hold.

Full comedy fix

Here you can download the full version of Russell Peters' routine. Now he sends up people from the rest of the world. The link is thanks to a Taiwanese friend, who describes the sketch as "freaking hilarious"!

Note: Please don't watch this if you're easily offended or don't like jokes about race and culture.

Edit: Link is now broken

Comedy fix

Check this out! It's a stand-up routine by Russell Peters, a great North American Desi comic. He focuses on Chinese and Indian stereotypes and is sometimes controversial, but his work is absolutely hilarious! I guarantee you'll be wetting yourself. Let me know what you think.

Weight of numbers

I was just forwarded these pictures by a friend. You know you’re in India when…